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oh yeah it's feb alr. time really flies.
sec 3 isnt as easy as i thought it would be.
it's just homework and more homework everyday.
MR YU TOLD A SUPER LAME JOKE TODAY.
OH WELL, 2 I MEAN.

FIRST JOKE (cldnt rmb all of it though)
there was this bus conductor.
one day, he saw an old lady who boarded the bus but did not pay.
he went forward and requested her to pay the bus fare.
he asked repeatedly and the lady keep saying "pardon me?"
he was so FRUSTRATED then,
and he strangled the old lady.

he was sent to the prison for killing the old lady.
and was sentenced to death.
they tried to execute him with the electric chair
(or whatever you call that)
on that day of execution,
the man was asked if he had any last wish.
and he asked for an unripe banana that is 20cm long.
and he was granted his last wish.
when the power switch to the chair was turned on,
it went "BOOM" and nothing happened.
the man was still alive.

the second day, he was brought to the chair agn.
he was asked his last wish agn and like ystd,
he requested for an unripe banana 20cm long.
and like ytd, the chair just went BOOM and nothing happened to that man
the third day, the bus conductor was broguht to the chair agn
as usual, his last wish was to have an unripe banana 20 cm long.
and this time the chair went BOOM agn but the man wasnt hurt a bit.

in USA/AMERICA/whatever has a law that,
once you tried to kill a man 3 times
and he didnt die,
you will have to let him free.
and the man was set free :D
pple are curious why he didnt die
after 3 attempts.
and he said,

IM JUST A BAD CONDUCTOR!

GET IT? :D

雨下过之后街角出现彩虹
泪流干之后有彩虹 ❤

Wanting
Anderson Sec <3
(Once an andersonian, always an andersonian) :D
Hwachong JC
(Loving hwachong more & more :D)

Well, I'm a girl who's normal like dno what. But i <3 to sing & with super low EQ. Well that's what the people say :X Was borned on 15 February 1992, thirty years after the British surrendered Singapore to the Japanese. Or is it the other way round? Anyway, it's Total Defence Day to you now. :D

Someone who never believes in true love.
I <3 retail therapy!
Always going out & just catching up with my girlfriends :D
Aren't friends just the best things on earth?
They lend you a shoulder when you're down.
They accompany you when you feel lonely.
They laugh with you when you just feel like laughing. :D

WANTS
- more shorts :D
- more dresses :D
- more subway cookies! YAY :D
- more more more clothes lah!
- TO GO BACK TO TAIWAN AGAIN :D
- TO HAVE MY WEDDING IN THE SINGAPORE FLYER! :D
LOVES
- FRIENDS & FAMILY ♥♥
- JAY CHOU ah duh! :D
- subway cookies :D
- clothes clothes clothes
- shopping shopping shopping
- SURPRISES! :D

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